Unlucky 13
Step 1 instal remainer as PM
Step 2 Add a few powerlesstoken Leavers
Step 3 Align the Civil Service to design bad deal
Step 4 collude with EU and Civil Service to set sequencing timetable that ensures major problems for withdrawal
Step 5 Align BBC and Key establishment organisations (CBI, BoE, etc) to maintain constant ndermining of no deal while promoting incredible difficulty of leaving with deal
Step 6 Create a false immovable object in the form of the Backstop to be used as vehicle for additional undermining of leaving
Step 7 continue all this while maintaining facade of seeking a deal.
Step 8 when leave date approaches, ensure parliamentary EU footsoldiers are on hand to abandon their respect for referendum to commence procedure warfare in commons.
Step 9 on back of all earlier planned propaganda steps announce no deal too risky and any deal impossible politically
Step 9 delay the whole thing
Step 10 hold EU Elections
Step 11 hope the stupid electorate that deserves all liberals contempt are so punch drunk they will be worn down and forget the whole thing
Step 12 hold a second referendum and put it all to bed
Step 13 hide in a bunker as the whole country is set ablaze in riots and bloodshed